Posted 3 hours ago
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Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

Posted 3 hours ago

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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Posted 3 hours ago

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

Posted 16 hours ago

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

Posted 1 day ago

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

(Source: c0cainkeys)

Posted 1 day ago
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Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.
Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)
Posted 1 day ago

chibbbles:

Oh that’s cool so I can crack the sides as well.

That’s great.

(Source: wewantbalance)

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queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

You know those took his limbs with them…

Posted 1 day ago
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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

Posted 1 day ago

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)